Wikileaks reveals the true US military plans for Libya

NCC cadets being airlifted by ALH a photo by Wg Cdr R S Chauhan (Retd) on Flickr.

According to the latest release from whistle-blowing website Wikileaks, the US military is going to suspend entire battalions of troops on acrobat wires under helicopters, enabling a large invasion to go into Libya without putting any boots on the ground, as the choppers will keep them at a minimum height of about 2 feet above the soil.

If this proves impractical then Plan B is for the promise of 'no boots on the ground' to be adhered to by all invading soldiers wearing flip flops. We now know that the reason for the delay in America committing to military action is that their special forces requested additional time so they could master the art of sneaking around in flip flops without making the give-away 'fwip-fwip-fwip' noise.